Unicorn Hoax Crushes My Princess Dreams Permanently
What you see above is the exact poster I used to have on my wall when I was a little girl. I used to dream about what it would be like to be an enchanted princess with a Unicorn BFF.
For one brief and shining moment in October… I thought perhaps that dream still had a chance of coming true. A video emerged on You Tube from the when your ex starts dating someone else, purporting to be possible footage of a real honest to goodness Unicorn! Here is that video:
The video was reportedly captured by amateur crypto hunters, and the OSC claimed they were conducting a thorough investigation as to the authenticity. They even included a special “Unicorn Sighting Hotline”. As a precaution, they said not to approach unicorns if you see them, because they could be dangerous. Well, that should have been a red flag right there because everyone knows that if you are virtuous and true of heart you can walk right up to a unicorn without worry!
Had my judgment not been clouded by princessy longing, I’d surely have noticed that the unicorn in the video sort of slides across the screen as though it’s wearing roller skates.
The OSC has now issued a statement saying that the unicorn video was an elaborate hoax to promote an upcoming science exhibition about Mythic Creatures. Bastards!
To be honest, I bet the exhibit will be pretty cool, and if you’re in Ontario, it might be worth checking out.