Eccentric Ebay

Whether you are looking for antique coins or out of print books, it seems you can find most anything on Ebay.  And when I say anything, I really mean it.

If you take a bit of time to cruise the listings on the popular auction site, you just may come across some truly bizarre items, such as the ones listed here!  Click on the images to visit the listing, and bid….if you dare!

Double Agent: Disperse chemtrails, neutralize EMF

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From the listing:  The objective is to saturate the local environment, that’s the one you live in, with the positive energies of the gel. Easiest and most effective way to do that is to get the so-called cell phone towers to do the job for us. They’re already in place, pumping their nasty frequencies into the air. If we shoot a few squirts of water into the auric field of the towers, the towers pick up this positive energy and broadcast it.

ALIEN IMPLANT REMOVED FROM A MANS SPINE!

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My take:  Doesn’t this seem like something you’d want to hang on to? ??  Just in case?!?!?

HAUNTED ‘VAMPIRES’ GILDED ANTIQUE MIRROR

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This mirror apparently is haunted by someone called “The Bride Lady”.  From the listing:  The mirror is kept covered up in the garage.  We simply refuse to have it in the house.  The strange thing is that the garage carries a strong stench of rotten fish.  My only conclusion is that “She”  must release that odour when she gets angry or in distress.  I dont think she likes to be covered up in a darkened garage.

QUARTZ SKULL CLEAR CRYSTAL SPIRIT ALIEN CONTACT STONE

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From the listing:  Skull may be used for channeling the Other Side or any other ritual. Skulls are also very powerful tools for those working on crop circles and dimensional work, as they give messages from other beings. They ward off negative forces and eliminate the fear of death.

Haunted Cursed Grandfather’s Bad Luck Ring Re-listed.

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My take:  Gee…I wonder why they’re having trouble selling it???

Virgin Mother Mary PRETZEL

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My take:  Image is self explanatory.  And the free shipping seals the deal!

LARGE OLD TRUNK/CHEST CURSED HAUNTED WITH HATE

Apparently this item is so evil, the seller didn’t want to take a picture, in fear that the trunk would possess her camera.  Listing indicates “WILL ACCEPT ANY OFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Well, I’m sold! Click here for the listing.

VINTAGE Holy Water Patricia Bowman

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This holy water apparently once belonged to a famous ballerina named Patrica Bowman.

ROMANIAN VAMPIRE KILLING KIT 19TH CENTURY

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Unfortunately for all of you “Twilight” film buffs, this item already sold for $355.00.  All kidding aside, this is pretty awesome, no?

Wiccan BREAST ENLARGMENT spell

I think that we can go without an image for this one, but I think if you are in the market for this sort of thing, you better hurry. There are only 10 spells left!  Click Here to go to the Auction.

THE TESLA SHIELD

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From the listing:  Life Technology® are priviledged to have been given exclusive access to some of Nikola Tesla’s papers and have been able to update and upgrade the original design of The Tesla Personal Oscillator.The final product, The Tesla Shield™ combines the original Tesla principles of harmonic oscillation and Tesla design considerations with an advanced state of the art internal module designed by Life Technology®.


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